C.R.I.M.E

african man  : excuse me girl. wat it says here??

me               : oh diz iz english-english-malay dictionary.

african man  : oh.how is it??cn u explain to me?
me               : (open the dictionary) here u cn see an english word n then the explaination of da word in                english.the bolded one iz the malay word.

african man  : oic..yea2..i cn see dat..actually i want to learn how to speak malay.so i need diz   dictionary.ermm.. cn u teach me malay??after i saw u, i believe dat u can help me to speak malay.

me               : huh??(blurred face) err..how cn i teach u?? (muke agak cuak tbe2)

african man  : are u single??or married??

me               : i'm single.still studying..

african man  : oh really??me too..i'm studying business administration in malaysia.

me               : (same lahh pulakk) oic..how long have u been in malaysia??

african man  : oh not so long..

me               : where r u from??

african man  : i'm from london.i was born in london and grow up there.my mom n my dad stay in london.

me               : ouh okey..

african man  : soo cn u teach me??i believe u cn help me.maybe we cn be a goodfriend??

me               : errrr......(muke cuak abis)

african man  : can't??(sambil tenung muke aku..urghh!) we cn b a goodfriend n then u cn know me well n i cn know u well..after we've known each other well,we cn get married..so dat i cn learn to speak malay wit you..

me              : huh??(terkejut giler ngn statement dy..tgn gigil tbe2) , HAHAHA (aku gelakk sbb ingat dy gurau..=.=")

african man : no no..diz iz serious matter.i believe you..dun worry..my mom n my dad are muslim..my brother married wit malaysian girl..n after he got married,he cn speak malay very well..he learned from his wife.my sister-in-law iz working..she go to work from morning till night,so she dun have tyme to teach me.she said if u want to learn malay..go n find any malaysian girl n get married wit her.

me              : (still ngn muke blurr n terpinga2)

african man : i dun mind if u dun want to stay in london after we married.we cn stay here in malaysia.i dun mind.

me              : (aduhh mcm mne nk larii ni??mamat ni dah ckp bukan2 nih) wait i go n find translation book.easier for you..(dy pegi ikut aku pulakk..dushhh! ) here..

african man : cn u drive??

me              : yea..

african man : i cn give u my car n then u drive my car becoz i dun know da road here..i'm staying in sg.jelok.i live there alone.becoz i hate disturbance..i love to b in silent..

me              : (just smile..ape je aku bole bwat..giler!)

african man : cn i have your number??(pastu dy bg phone kat aku sruh type nombor..aku pk no spe aku nk bg nih..tp malangnyer aku x ingat no org..then bos aku dtg..fuhhh lega aku..n ade staff tu bwat2 panggil aku sbb dy tawu laki uh penipu..aku legaa giler so aku letak je phone dy tu kat tepi..n aku bla..selamat aku!)

soo..kesimpulannyer kat sini...aku cuak giler ngn mamat uh..gigil aku...nseb ade bos aku dtg..untuk kau jantan tlong r balik negare kau bwat jenayah byk2 kat sne..x yah kat malaysia..ur country iz very bad..like wat u've said ryte??for girls out there..carefull r dgn mamat2 cm ni..dun u ever trust them! take care of urself..fuhhh...bongokkkssss!!! grrrr..

AKU DAH NGANTUK! PENAT! SO AKU NK PEGI TIDOW..HUHU..NYTE2..ESOK KEJE LAGII...;p